A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide? The
lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, " Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both
of us in jail and I'll lose my license.

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The
pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, " Well now, you didn't tell me
you had a prescription."

A lady walks into a drug store and asked the drugist to enlighten her about the benefits of viagra.

After explaining all the positives and few of the negatives he said that he often used it himself.

"Can you get it over the counter? she asked.

"Only if I take three" he replied.

BAW
That a good one.