Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is
pregnant but we always use
protection and the rubber never
broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story:
"There was once a Hunter who
always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he
took his Umbrella instead of his
Gun and went out. A Lion
suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the
Hunter used the Umbrella like a
Gun,and shot the Lion,then it
died!
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else
must've shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood
the Story. Next patient please...

Hehehehe

When I heard this one, it was a beaver.

Good One!!

Yep mine was a Rooster,(I.E,new cock) same joke,different come ons.