As the title says he checks in + heads up to his room. After about 15 minutes he comes storming down the stairs + starts haranguing the desk clerk.(this joke is only really funny when you tell it in person using the hair lips diction).He tells the desk clerk that when he went to his room that there was a man already there with a pistol in his hand pointed at the hair lip.+ told him,"I like your luggage hair lip, I also like your shoes,in addition to that I think I'd like a blow job." The clerk was beyond himself with pity + asked the hair lip what happened next to which he replied."Well you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"