So here’s the deal – We buy new shoes and take them to the animal shelter and let the dogs chew on them for a little while. At just the right time, they’ll remove the shoes, and for the prepaid donation, give them back to you. The chewed shoes will then be a mark of distinction for all to see.

The chewed shoes will be the coolest new style, and everyone will want to join in on the fad. You will wear them to Starbucks or the Orchestra, and flaunt your exquisite taste.

These shoes will be the talk of the town. Completely original, and appropriately named “Chattanooga Chewed Shoes.”

I seem to remember a joke several years back that went,Pardon me boy ain't that the cat that chewed your new shoes?