A man loved his wife too much, and she left him for not being cool around her.

He missed her terribly, and regularly called up escort services to have women sent over. When a lady arrived, he would make love to her with a bag over her head with a picture of his ex-wife taped to the bag.

One day the escort that showed up WAS his ex wife, with missing teeth, tattoos on her face, many years of aging, and eye liner under the eyes. He saw her arrival as wonderful, but could not get aroused with the ugly face, so he used the bag and younger picture on her.

Halfway through the love session, he pulled the bag off her head, started crying, and repeated, "I appreciate you SOOO much, boo, hoo!"

Afterwards he apologized for behaving so strangely. She responded that is was ok becuase, "I have a regular customer that does the bag, picture, take it off and tell me he appreciates me so much, but his picture is of Hillary."