A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
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> the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
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> and, before he left, he told her that he did
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> not have any cash with him, but he would have his
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> secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
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> the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'**
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> **
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> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
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> done, realizing that the whole event had not been
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> worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
> check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:*
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>
>'Dear Madam:
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> Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your
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> apartment . I am not sending the amount agreed
> upon,
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> because when I rented the place, I was under the
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> impression that:
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> #1 - it had never been occupied;
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> #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
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> #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at
> home.
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> However, I found out that:
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> #1 - it had been previously occupied,
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> #2 - there wasn't any heat, and
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> #3 - it was entirely too large.'
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> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
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> returned the check f or $250 with the following note:*
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>
>'Dear Sir:
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> #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
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> beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
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> #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
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> know how to turn it on.
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> #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
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> regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
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> to fill it, please do not blame the management.
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> So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
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> to contact your present landlady...*
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>*Cordially yours,*

Touche!