>>>Tired of Sissy Friendship Poems?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems

that

>>>> >> always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true
>>>> >> friendship!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you
>>>> >> plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 2. When you are blue, ....I'll try to dislodge whatever is
>>>> >> choking you.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 3. When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 4. When you are SCARED, ....I will rag you about it every

chance

>>>> >> I get.....
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories
>>>> >> about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to

explain

>>>> >> it to your dumb ass.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 7. When you are sick, ...STAY AWAY FROM ME until you're well
>>>> >> again. I don't want whatever you have.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> 8. When you fall, ..I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> This is my oath, I pledge 'til the END. Why you may ask?

Because

>>>> >> you're my friend!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
>>>> >> because you can only think of TWO, and one of them is not speaking

to

>>>> >> you right now anyway.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend

will

>>>> >> help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel