GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22,
a woman is like Africa,
half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America,
well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India,
very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
a woman is like France,
gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia,
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia,
very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70,
she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages....
only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq-
ruled by a dick.

The way I heard it was "After 70 she is like Australia, Everyone knows that it is down there but don't give a damn". Sorry Aussies, I couldn't help myself, sides I got it from my uncle Dutch who is ex-Aus Navy! derf