> Alabama’s Coach Nick Saban on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.........In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

What does the average Ole Miss player get on his SATs? Drool.

How many Arkansas freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.

How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.

Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

What do you say to an LSU football player dressed in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise."

If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.

How can you tell if a Miss State football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

What do you get when you put 32 Georgia cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.

University of South Carolina is only going to dress half of its players for the game next week; the other half will have to dress themselves.

How is the Vanderbilt football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Why did the Tulane linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

How do you get a former Southern Miss football player off your porch?
Pay him for the Pizza.

dayum, that's good!!

Well done!!!

I forget the name of the American General during the start of WW2 when he said :I know we will win this war because we are a nation of football players against a nation of soccer players.End quote.