There was a woman who could never get a good night's sleep because of her husband's snoring, then read an article in some woman's magazine by an "expert" that said the cure for that was that when he was asleep, tie a blue ribbon around his cod sack + he will stop storing. Well, she thought it was worth a try, then got to thinking that his old hound, Blue had a snoring problem as well + although she was out of blue ribbon, she did have some red + thought to give it a try. Hey, why not give it a try? So she did, + got the 1st night's good sleep in a decade. When her husband woke up + looked at his + old Blue's goods, tied up with red + blue ribbon, he said," Well, Blue, I don't recall what we did last night, but it seems that we got 1st + 2nd prize."