During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to pass along good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said; "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying: "No, that would be rude and impolite.

"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"This is against my better judgement, but little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny said; "I would say; Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher was speechless.

Johnny strikes again.

Dave

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Originally posted by nopride2:
Johnny strikes again.

Dave

During a sex education class one day the teaches points to the Male penis on the diagram and asks all in the class if anyone knows what this is called.

K
Johnny's hand shoots up in the air and he says " I know Miss, I know."

Against her better judgment she turns to Johnny and says "o.k Johnny, tell me what this is".

:Well it's his dick miss" says Johnny.

"My Dad has two of them"
"A short, skinny one that he uses to pee with"
"And a long, thick one he uses to brush Mommy's teeth with ".

https://me.me/i/wife-i-need-to...410998bd0aabdf7e65c8


Grizz

A few years ago someone posted a pic from their safari + this woman(wife to the client?)was squatting in the grass + about 10' away was a lioness creeping up.Now that would truly 'scare the shit out of you'.I wanted to know who took the pic + why,other than voyuerism was the pic. taken? Also I would like to know the final outcome of that unfortunate encounter.

Years ago in college,we were all at a party + this one woman who was a rabid libber kept up her diatribe to everyone's disgust until my friend Vance said."You know what bitch,you still have to squat when you pee."That really said it all.

Saw a cartoon in Playboy years ago where this naked guy is fixing to take a whiz,his wife is sitting on the pot.He makes the comment,"Well dear as you know that now we are married we share everything,so just spread your legs a bit + lean back".Somehow the girls don't think that one funny.