A man walk into his Doctor's surgery and says;"doc, you gotta help me.I wake up at 6am and have sex with my wife. I car pool with my neighbour's wife and on the way to work she gives me a blow job. At work whenever I go into the photocopy room the office gilr follows me in and we have sex on the photocopier.during my coffe break I fuck the bosses wife. At lunch, my secretary and I go to a motel and have sex for an hour. I get home from work before my wife and the maid and I have sex, then after dinner before going to sleep I fuck my wife again. Then the next day the whole routine starts all over again"
the Doctor asks " so what seems to be the problem ? "
Reply " It hurts when I jerk off!"