A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years
being away from the Church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the
shelf of one wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
and chocolates and the other wall has pornographic pictures
of a buxom blond.

He hears a priest come in:

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since
I've been to confession but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".