A woman was awakened in the wee hours of the night by noise downstairs. She sneaked down the steps, to find her husband fussing in the kitchen.

She asked what was his problem and he replied "Do you remember when we were teenagers?" Yes she replied. "Do you remember the night your father caught us in the backseat of my car?" Again her answer was yes. "He pointed that 12 gage at me and said that I had to marry you or he would see that I spent 20 years in jail." Again her reply was yes. "So what is you problem?" she asked.

He sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."