(I am ashamed to admit that I laughed at this dirty, perverted joke!)

A gold miner strikes it rich in the Alaskan Yukon in the old days. He comes into town, loaded with gold and gets paid off at the local Assay office. Now he takes off into town loaded for bear!

He gets into a riproaring bar and finds the owner. He tells the owner he wants "the roughest, toughest" hooker in the place. The owner tells him he has just the gal for him.

The owner makes sure that the miner has two bottles of cold beer as he escorts him up the stairs and shows the miner the right door.

The miner goes through the door and see the hooker. The hooker greets him with an enticing smile -and wastes no time in stripping naked. She then turns around and bends over.

The miner says: " How do you know I would like that position?"

The "roughest and toughest" hooker says: " Oh, sorry, honey. I thought you wanted to uncap those beers".

THATS JUST WRONG

Excellent