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A sign in a shoe repair store:
"We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

A sign on a blinds and curtain truck:
"Blind man driving."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

On the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of political promises."
 
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As to the Madison Avenue boys, here's a true story of quick thinking + quick profit. I'm sure everyone remembers their mother's old wooden handled potatoes peeler that was painted red; everyone had one. That was because it was the best thing on the market. It was so good that they had a contract with the U.S. government to supply peelers to all the kitchens. But even with the high sales + quality product they were going broke + couldn't understand it, so they called this Madison Ave wizard + his cure to the problem at the tune of 10K was to stop painting the handles red. BIG LIGHT BULB IDEA HERE! You get a grunt on K.P. peeling a mountain of spuds + he puts the peeler down for a minute in the peelings + it's lost (unless you have a RED handle to differentiate from the other peelings. His advice was to stop painting the handles. Cost them 10K but saved the company.


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On local oil well down hole service trucks "Your hole is our goal.".
 
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