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A sign in a shoe repair store: "We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you." A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: "Blind man driving." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels." At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills." In a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." On the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of political promises." | ||
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As to the Madison Avenue boys, here's a true story of quick thinking + quick profit. I'm sure everyone remembers their mother's old wooden handled potatoes peeler that was painted red; everyone had one. That was because it was the best thing on the market. It was so good that they had a contract with the U.S. government to supply peelers to all the kitchens. But even with the high sales + quality product they were going broke + couldn't understand it, so they called this Madison Ave wizard + his cure to the problem at the tune of 10K was to stop painting the handles red. BIG LIGHT BULB IDEA HERE! You get a grunt on K.P. peeling a mountain of spuds + he puts the peeler down for a minute in the peelings + it's lost (unless you have a RED handle to differentiate from the other peelings. His advice was to stop painting the handles. Cost them 10K but saved the company. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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On local oil well down hole service trucks "Your hole is our goal.". | |||
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