Typical Husband
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says..."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".

He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

Plinker603

How hard did she clock him for that one?

Very funny.

[ 10-04-2003, 09:54: Message edited by: RMiller ]

Nice............

Some times the Truth hurts.

I wouldn't know. And that's the truth.

Plinker603

That's the funniest thing I have seen in this site in a while!!