The guy who convinced blind people to wear sunglasses... That's a salesman!

I knew a guy several years ago that could sell skunk asses. Not literally,but he was one hell of a salesman.I was doing remodeling work in his home in Houston. We needed some more materials,he says well lets go get some money.So we jump into his van + start doing a marathon run on every service station.One of Howard's product was this glue (on beyond super,really). We would pull up at a station,he'd jump out + start the schpeil,never missed a lick or give anyone time to get a word in. He would pop his hood ,get his knife,cut his own fan belt (talking all the time about his fabulous product) apply the glue to the cut belt,reassemble it on the pulley,fire up the engine.....Now who wants to buy a bottle? Put W.C. Fields to shame. Boy he was a joy to watch in motion.

How many bottles of glue did you buy?