Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

I think I KNOW that guy. He's the goof from Victoria, TX that had his new rifle bore-sighted, went hunting and missed a huge buck. He went back to camp, got chastised for not properly sighting in -- but wouldn't you know, he hunted that same evening with that same bore-sighted rifle...and missed again.

On second thought, speedo Bubba might be a tad smarter...