Thought for the day - I wonder what the 10 Commandments would look like if Moses had to get them through Congress.

Politics is the second oldest profession and very similar to the oldest.

Congress is like a baby. You put something in one end and it comes out the other.

And forget the feed the poor thing.

The bloody vegans wont eat fish and the rest think they're gluten intolerant.

Years ago ,a friend that was involved with the "mob" said."Prostitution is the 2nd oldest job; the 1st is the bookie who is taking odds that she won't be caught or give up the boss.S things never change

I suspect the oldest profession was the hunter, as I'd guess the first consideration for the services of what most view as the oldest profession was meat. Unfortunately, as soon as you get a group of three people or more, politics is in play, so I'd say that was the third profession, in all likelihood. My humble thoughts on the topic.