An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: “ Aaagh ! !! This is Gasoline! !!! "

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr . Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh , no you don't , that is gasoline !! !"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young , after having lost $1000, leaves angrily …only to come back again after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak . I can hardly see !!!! ”

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so…h ere's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500 !!! "

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!

we rely heavily on cunning and common sense...

Don't Mess With Us Old Geezer's. .Good One