I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the wind shield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

Good One,,,

Sounds like a old retired guy with nothing better to do.

They get their joy where they can find it in their golden years.

I heard that the car had a Hilary bumper sticker on it!

I seem to remember a training exercise for Spl. Forces about driving a pink V.W. adorned with Hillary, Betto,gay pride etc. bumper stickers across the south + see if they can make it.Much more dangerous than jungle warfare.
this is the humor column after all.