this just came to me after seeing some of the goofy things in xmas catalogs
computerized toilet paper dispenser
it asks you questions and you answer
when you enter the are it asks you whether you are going to sit down
are you going to crap or just fart
is it solid or liquid
is the volume less than 1# - 1-2# - 2-4# -5# or over
enter the required number of sheets require for a clean 2 part wipe
if you are in question either shit or get off the pot
in the event that you are still sitting push #9 to call a plumber
Upon completing the flush you may exit
i feel that this will revolutionize the entire industrialized world

It's gonna be a loooong winter

I think it would make a hilarious novelty, and yes, i think people would buy it.

You can probably have it made in China for $3

Shitty idea.

I still remember the Cuban toilet paper dispenser. She stands outside the toilet, you giver a Peso and she gives you toilet paper.

Grizz

Years ago on the job site the pot a can man came to suck out the contents + my helper says to me."Man I feel sorry for that guy,he has to take shit off of everybody."

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Originally posted by Grizzly Adams:
I still remember the Cuban toilet paper dispenser. She stands outside the toilet, you giver a Peso and she gives you toilet paper.

Grizz

That still works in Mexico.