This is so Funny & obviously written by a Former
> Soldier
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> New Direction for any war:
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> Send Service Vets over 50!
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> I am over 60 and the Armed Forces think I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They have the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
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> Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy...
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> Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
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> An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
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> If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to being screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns... We've been using them for years as an excuse just to get out o
> f the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been to combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. In the 'New Army' now, 'Get down and give me ... er .. One.' Actually, the running
> part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorist bastards.
> The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million
> pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that
> their best years are already behind them and don't give a shit.
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> If nothing else, put us on border patrol. We will have it secured by
> daybreak! Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big
> type so you can read it...

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Thanks Dave. That is one of the best ones I've seen in awhile.

Roger that!

Makes perfect sense to me.

Send a HummVee for me, I'll go. r in s.

I've printed some copies for the miserable old farts at work!
Thanks for the good laugh!!

I'm up for that..... as long as it's not too early.
Can you visualize an attack by the OFs (old farts) that suddenly stalled when they stopped to look for their dentures that flew out when they started yelling???? 'course this would create a mass "mooning" of the enemy which wouldn't be a pretty sight either.