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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He Walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her. "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." And what happened then? Asked Jeff. "I kicked her in the face."  Ken.... "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so. " - Ronald Reagan | ||
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Every class I tell my middle school students a joke .. This may be the funniest one that I've heard for years and I have to keep it to myself .. Damn !!!    | |||
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I laughed out loud at this one. Thanks Whatdaya mean...........there's other calibers besides 45-70 | |||
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That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time! jabradyjr If the only tool you have is a hammer, then all of your problems look like nails. | |||
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