A young boy comes home from school and asks his father if he can help him with his homework. He needs to provide an example of the difference between theory and reality. The father say's " Sure son this is easy. Go upstairs and ask your sister if she will sleep with the neighbor for $500,000." The boy does this, his sister say's yes. He returnes to his father who sends him to ask his mother the same question. She say's yes as well. The father say's to the boy " Son in theory we are sitting on a million bucks! However in reality we are living with a couple of whores!!"

reminds me of the old Red Foxx routine.Guy asks a girl if she would sleep with him for $100,000.00.She says hell yes.He then asks,"well how about $25.00?" She replies,"what kind of a girl do you think I am?"He replies,"honey,thats already been established,all we're doing now is haggling over price."