A man approaches a beautiful lady in a supermarket. He says I cant find my wife, so would you mind to stand here and talk to me a couple minutes. She said ok but why do you want to stand here and talk to me if you cant find your wife. He said well everytime I talk to someone who has tits as big as yours my wife always suddenly appears out of nowhere.
"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
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"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt-
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