Going to be very hard to beat this one !
> > >> Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,
'Bill,
> > >> I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America
> > >> and secure
> > >> my presidential victory in 2008'.
> > >>
> > >> 'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
> > >> Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some
cheezy
> > >> clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll
stop
> > >> at the pound and pick
> > >> up a Labrador.
> > >>
> > >> When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
> > >> America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside
> > >> and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living
> > >> there".
> > >>
> > >> A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
> > >> heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction.
Eventually
> > >> they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
> > >>> With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the
> > >>> bar,the
> > >>> Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
> > >>> Clinton
> > >>> ?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have
> > >>> here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we
stop
> > >>> and take in some local color."
> > >>>
> > >>> They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
> > >>> proceed to
> > >>> drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who
> > >>> would listen.
> > >>>
> > >>> All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
> > >>> comes
> > >>> in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
> > >>> underneath,
> > >>> shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments
later,
> > >>> in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its
> > >>> tail,
> > >>> looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.
> > >>>
> > >>> Over the course of the next hour or so, anoth er four or five
farmers
> > >>> came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
> > >>>
> > >>> Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called
the
> > >>> bartender over. 'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old
> > >>> farmers
> > >>> come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort
> > >>> of old custom?'
> > >> 'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has
> > >> told them that there was
> > >> a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".
> >