A guy says to his wife: "If I catch you having an affair I'll rip all of you pubic hair out one by one".

He comes home early that day to find his wife naked again. He announces that he will now pull every pubic hair out one by one. He pulls and PULLS at one particularly hard to remove hair. He yells "COME ON OUT !! YOU BACK SON OF A BITCH"!!
From under the bed he hear a voice saying : Ize only comes out if dese other guys comes out too.

Are you talking about my ex-wife, that sounds a lot like her.