she was at her first football game with her BF and when it was over he asked her how she liked it and she replied stupid to play a game based on 25 cents. how u figure he asked. well she said at the beginning they flipped a coin, gave it to one team, and rest of the time everyone kept yelling get the quarter....back

If we are going to go to groaners,I know a few.

please god no! you win.

So John,did I ever tell you the one about the rary bird?

no sir. and loathe as i am to ask, i must. what about it?

John if you get down this way,either to buy that revolver or just to visit,I'll tell it to you. It is lengthy + pointless. When my best friend told it to me at a mutual friends wedding reception,I tackled him in the kitchen + we went rolling about on the floor until Lavonne (sweet Lavonne,the bride to be said,Boys,oh boys, please stop)No one could ever refuse Lavonne.The most beautiful woman that all of us never had,except the bum that she married,then divorced. This was in college BTW.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NormanConquest:
John if you get down this way,either to buy that revolver or just to visit,I'll tell it to you. It is lengthy + pointless. When my best friend told it to me at a mutual friends wedding reception,I tackled him in the kitchen + we went rolling about on the floor until Lavonne (sweet Lavonne,the bride to be said,Boys,oh boys, please stop)No one could ever refuse Lavonne.The most beautiful woman that all of us never had,except the bum that she married,then divorced. This was in college BTW.

ok, but if we're gonna roll around on the floor afterwards you better have ur iron clad keep it in ur pants DEPENDS on and locked down tight!

Reckon that all depends on your sense of humor Amigo.

well, its pretty warped. amigo

Then we should get along splendidly.

hell i thought we already were!

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