There was this couple who had been married for
50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
one
morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50
years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago
we
were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably
sitting
here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you
say...should
we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat
down
at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
replied,"My nipples are as hot for you today as
they
were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's
in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal”

Ain't love grand.