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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken." shocker
 
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She can give me a call when she needs to do a roast or a turkey! animal dancing animal
 
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Originally posted by Flags:
She can give me a call when she needs to do a roast or a turkey! animal dancing animal

BBWWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!! Good One!!
 
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