The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
Support
Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting
it
another way...Who's yo Daddy?

These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It
takes
1st prize and #3 is runner up.


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by
Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived
at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had unprotected sex
with a man
I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If
you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone
number?
Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you
can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a
letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and
that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so
would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please
advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
same to
me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you
ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
the same
time...well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
I had
stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
Miller
Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
morons

Loved #3.

#2 is just outrageous .....

Great post.....

Ken....