Dying husband to his wife:
— Honey, before you die I have something to confess!
— No, honey, don't say anything, calm down.
- I must repent...
- You are in no need to repent. Sleep...
- No, I must die with a clear conscience! I slept with your sister, with your best girlfriend, her girlfriend and your mother!
— I know, darling. That's why I'm poisoned you.

The final line, as I recall, was, "I know dear. Just lay still and let the poison do it's work.

Question, simply, What's difference between darling and dear? (For Google translator - nothing). I thing @dear@ may be
saleswoman or waitress, darl.ing - girlfriend or wife

This may be your best ever.

By the way, "dear" and "darling" are both old-school. In Texas it's "babe" or "honey".

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Originally posted by vashper:
Question, simply, What's difference between darling and dear? (For Google translator - nothing). I thing @dear@ may be
saleswoman or waitress, darl.ing - girlfriend or wife

Not really any difference.......