20 September 2012, 06:03
kudu56Health care
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very
attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The
man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her
way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what
that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a
vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and
that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making
the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to
the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have
Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
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