Oh Hell... Let's Offend Everybody!

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

(My fav!!)

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern
fairytale begins, .... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in
the United States


OH shut up... just pass it on!

quote:

Originally posted by xgrunt:
Oh Hell... Let's Offend Everybody!



Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern
fairytale begins, .... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

The northern fairytale ends with "and they lived happly ever after"
The southern one ends with " and that's when I shot him"

I'm a little offended that you didn't have a joke that offended me

OK,

have you heard the Obama Administration's new descriptive phrase for the elderly?

Shovel Ready...

That sounds about right for the elected cadre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!