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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me. "
The wife, and the fairy, were
deeply
disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband
became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.


Whiskey for my men & beer for my horses
 
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Cheers, Dave.

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