A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a Party &
invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
Black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ &
flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft man-eating gator
In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the p! ool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass ! Leroy was jabbing the
Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke
holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air
like some kind of Judo Instructor..
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator
were screaming & raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I
have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million
bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?' Again
Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked,
'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, '
'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

Good One!!!