A Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a
farm,
>>>his mother asks if he has done his chores.
>>>" Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast
until
>>>he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed
the

>>>chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
kicks
>>>a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. "How come I
don't

>>>get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he
asks.
>>>"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any
>>>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a
>>>week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
>>>getting any milk."
>>>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway
>>>across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile,
>>>and says, "Are you going to tell him, or can I?"
>>>
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Sorry Yuman, but I,m going to have to steal that one...............

Yep, I'm writing that one down!