A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched
straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc located
above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary
is$200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull shittin' me!

The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'

I was gettin' ready to go down and put in a job application.