This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
 
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
 
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
 
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
 
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
 
The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook