An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy and brings him back to their camp to meet their Chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You ARE going to die. But I do feel sorry for you….. SO I will give you ONE WISH a day for THREE days. At sundown of the third day, you WILL die. What is your FIRST wish?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my HORSE.” The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, and then SLAPS the horse on the back. The horse gallops off quickly. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a totally nude blonde woman on its back with gorgeous breasts and beautiful legs. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring…. “Typical white man…… he only thinks of ONE THING right before he dies.” On the second day, the chief says, “What is your wish this SECOND day?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse AGAIN.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps the horse on its back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a drop-dead, gorgeous totally nude redheaded woman with DD breasts and beautiful legs. She gets off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians again shake their heads and wonder, “Typical white man is going to die at sundown tomorrow and he can think of only ONE THING right before he dies.” The third day arrives and the chief says, “This is your LAST wish, white man. What do you want?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. THIS time the cowboy grabs the horse by BOTH of his ears, twists them hard, and says, “Read my lips, you idiot. POSSE dammit…. P-O-S-S-E!” --
Posts: 8274 | Location: Mississippi | Registered: 12 April 2005
That's funny, and it doesn't even include a reference to Pelosi or Hilary. Damn xgrunt, are you getting religion? Are you going to die in 3 days? Peter.
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Originally posted by Peter: That's funny, and it doesn't even include a reference to Pelosi or Hilary. Damn xgrunt, are you getting religion? Are you going to die in 3 days? Peter.
Still alive and stick a pin every night in a doll of Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer, and a generic lefty doll. Do you feel it Peter.
Posts: 8274 | Location: Mississippi | Registered: 12 April 2005
Ya know we had a woman sheriff here had one of the biggest posse's in the southwest. Could have been who he was trying to contact, I heard she packed a pair of .44's
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Posts: 1513 | Location: Camp Verde, AZ | Registered: 13 December 2005
That would be a very valuable horse indeed! Reminds me of Little Johnny coming home with a bad grade from the spelling bee. He asks him what word he misspelled + he said POSSE, + his dad says, why hell no wonder, you can't even pronounce it right. Rolland, then there was the trucker who came into the truck stop + told the waitress that he sure would like a little pussy + she says so would I, Mines big as a hubcap.
