Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a
deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound!
Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic
country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed
portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and
succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Good One!!

As Red Foxx said "you folks that don't drink;don't smoke; o=r do nothing are gonna look funny as hell lying up in the hospital dying from nothing.