Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a USC Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ..."

Close enough, I guess.

When I was a kid it was the decision we had to make every time we fished the Klamath River.