> Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their
> sexual activities. The first old woman told the second old
> woman that sometimes she gets her husband "in the mood" at
> night by getting totally naked, lying in bed, and putting
> her two legs behind her head yoga style.
>
> The second old woman thought that was a great idea, so that
> night, when her husband went into the bathroom to get ready
> for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of
> putting her two legs behind her head. The first leg was kind
> of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic but she
> finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with
> the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she
> finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just
> a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and
> got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It
> was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
>
> "Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair
> and put your teeth in. You look like an asshole."