An old lady in the nursing home is feeling lonely, so she says to herself, "I'm going to pick up some guys!" She takes off her clothes, puts a trench coat on, and walks into the cafeteria. She sees three old men in there waiting for lunch.

She walks up to the first one, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!"

He screams, "Oh, my God, that's disgusting!"

She walks up to the second guy, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" He promptly passes out.

She goes to the third guy, who happens to be little hard of hearing, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!"

He takes a long, hard look at her, up, down, and sideways, and finally replies, "I'll have the soup."
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Only The Old Farts Will Understand This Joke!! Ooooppps Must Be An Old Fart.hehehehe.