Joe visits the doctor, complaining of periodic headaches which have plagued him most of his adult life.

The doctor says,
"Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
"That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman,
"I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
"Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said,
"Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
"Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the
salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure"
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you,
I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head,
"You can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

-Spencer

and on the 10:00 oclock news Joe commits suicide.

His doctor sounds about the same as my HMO.

A guy sleeps with a beautiful Chinese girl. About two days later he notices a green rash between his legs. He consults a doctor who advises him that he has this rare Oriental disease -and that it will have to be cut off. The guy is horrified and consults a second doctor. The second doctor tells him the same thing - It will have to be cut off. He staggers out of the doctor's office and is numb from what he had been told. As he walks down the street like a zombie, he meets a friend and tells him the whole story. The friend says: "You're going at this the wrong way. If you have an Oriental disease then go see a good Oriental doctor" The guy agrees and goes to an old Chinese doctor.

The doctor examines him. The guy asks very anxiously: " Doctor, will it have to be cut off?" The old Chinese doctor shakes his head emphatically and tells him with a comforting smile: " NO, of course not! - In a few days it will fall off by itself".