A State trooper pulls a guy over one evening. The trooper has noticed a broken tail light. He comes up to the car and tells the guy about it. The man is upset but the trooper reassures him that he is not isssuing a summons. The guy is relieved and says he's on his way to a performance that evening. The trooper is interested and asks what he does. The driver explains that he is a magician and a juggler.

The trooper is now really interested. "Juggler, huh?. Can you give me a demonstration?" The driver explains that all his equipment went ahead in a show truck.

The trooper says: " Well, I have some flares in my trunk. Could you juggle those?" The driver says: " Sure!".

Now ensues a spectacle where the juggler is putting 4 lighted flares in the air and the trooper is standing there watching with interest.

At this point, a drunk driver comes along. He sees this spectacle. he pulls in behind the trooper's car, gets out and puts himself in the rear seat of the State Police car.

The trooper see this and walks back and asks:" What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The drunk driver says: " Take me to jail now. There's no way in hell I can pass that test!"