A brunette goes into a doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "That's odd,"says the doctor, "Show me what you mean." The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams. "You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor. "Why, no, I'm actually a blonde" she answers. "I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken."

Alright, I have to come clean. I'm really a secret agent for blondes and have been assigned to defend blondes against the ridiculous charge that they are dumb. (Any jokes to the contrary posted in my name were done by an imposter). Here's proof of blonde brain power.

A blonde finds herself seated next to a lawyer who clearly wants to impress her with his brain power. He strikes up a conversation at the very start of a real long flight. He proposes a game where, as he says:" I'll ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you'll pay me $5 and vice versa.

The blonde is uninterested and says so. The lawyer persists. " How about if I ask a question and you don't know the answer, you pay me $5 - BUT if I can't answer your question, I'll pay you $500". This gets the blonde's attention. She says OK.

The lawyer asks the blonde a question and she doesn't know the answer. She pays over the $5.

Now the blonde asks her question: "What goes up a hill in the morning with 3 legs and comes down in the evening with 4 legs?". The lawyer consults his laptop. He taps into the air phone with his modem. he surfs the internet.He calls 4 friends including a Harvard professor who used to lecture about riddles. Nobody knows the answer. Finally, he gives up - and pays over the $500 to the blonde who takes the money and tucks it away.

Curiosity overcomes the lawyer and he asks the blonde:" Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, she hands him $5.

And you thought blondes were dumb?





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