A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
>cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also
>happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
>The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said
>to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?"
>Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
>
>The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small
>rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and
said,
>"Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
>policewoman.
>
>The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and
said,
>"You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we
>could have avoided all this hassle."